This song by Corb Lund is hilarious. I know I mentioned before on here, but it was before I had all my "heart songs" documented, and this one deserves to be in there.
It reminds me soooo much of my Grandpa and all his advice growing up. "It'll make you a man before your mother", the food left on your plate could "...feed all of Africa", "It'll stick to your bones", "It'll put hair on your chest" And on and on we go! His advice was undoubtedly the best preparation for all the uncertain vague-ries of life. Especially as they pertain to food. :-)
Always Keep An Edge on Your Knife - Corb Lund