I Don't Know...

I've been compiling questions / statements the kids throw at me about Super hero stuff.  Basically, I don't know anything about superheros:-)

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Q: How does Captain America know that bullets are coming at him?
A: It's like his Spidey sense, he can just tell

Q: How does the hammer know where he (Thor) is?
A: Um, it's like a pet, it belongs to him so it always tracks him down

Q: These are not real people right? I mean, they are real people in the movie, it's a real people movie, but they aren't real people, right?
A: Right, they are humans pretending to be superheros. No one can do those things in real life

Q: I think Loki is really from the cloud and lives on a rainbow, doesn't he?
A: I suppose so, but its a totally false place, there is no such thing

Q: How did they get that circle-heart-thing into Tony Stark without him dying?
A: I don't know, I guess we'd have to watch Iron Man to find out


Q: How can Thor pick up the hammer, he must be really strong
A:  I guess. He looks strong

Q: Do you think Spiderman's webs could really do that?
A: No

Q: Is the 'Credible Hulk really a doctor?
A: I don't know

Q: The guy with the eye patch is only in the Ultimate Spiderman, and the Super Hero Squad and the Avengers. Nothing else
A: oh. wow.

Q: How did Bruce turn into the Hulk?
A: I don't know. Wasn't it gamma radiation?
Q: Well I know one of his machines hurt him, but I don't know which one 

Q: I know that the Tesseract is the cube. I don't know what it does, really, like maybe if you press it, bad guys will come out of it, 'cause I think Noki (Loki) came from it or something. So I don't know what it does but I do know its the cube.
A: Yah I don't know either


Q: I can't even look at Morbius, he spooks me out
A: Then don't look at him

Q: Does Black Widow literally speak that language, or did she just learn it?
A: I don't know