While preparing lunch, Brooks instructed me no less than three thousand times that he wanted his bagel, with cheese *NOT CUT*. Do not cut it. Just leave it. I don't want it cut. Not cream cheese, just regular, not cut. The orange kind, but not cut...You get the idea? I certainly did. So I served him this:
"That was so humiliating! I can't believe you thought I could eat that"
I live to keep you humble my boy:-) Thanks for the lunch time laugh!