Because it's just been entirely too long since we've had a traumatic head injury a la Brian, I give you this:
No, *I* did not "give him this". A hammer did. But the good news is it only needed 3 stitches, and not more. The bad news is the Dr said he might want to shave his head, since it's back in his hairline. The joys of blue collar living! He's all stitched up here, but it randomly bleeds...kinda a lot still.